Is bloggers rehab a thing, because based upon how severely I phell off the blogging wagon, I think I’m a prime candidate.
So until I phind myself a place to check in, I’m voluntarily leading myself through some of the steps… primarily admitting my wrongdoings and making amends to those of you who have continued to phollow me (amazingly despite my hiatus, I’ve gained phollowers and continue to have visitors to the site regularly, so thanks dudes!) Moral of the story: now is the time if you ever wanted something of me… ask away!
Looking back to Phebruary, which seems like an eternity ago, is an intriguing juxtaposition of painful and positive. I attempted to restart the ever so popular Bridesmaids Diet with marginal success. Life threw some curve balls my way, and being the queen of eating my pheelings, I didn’t want to let my subjects down. It’s phunny in a “I just laughed at something so inappropriate that I am certain I’ve just solidified my ticket to Hell” sort of a way, that when it rains, it truly does pour… and in this example, when I say “rain”, I’m talking about the piles of crap that rained down upon me- personally, professionally and whatever other -ally you can imagine.
That being said, it’s now May and I’m in one piece, so I should shut my mouth and appreciate what I am sure were some very “character-building” experiences.
Euphemistic statements aside, let’s talk phood!
There were some rather hefty indulgences around Valentine’s Day, a long weekend Monterey and when Dainty came to visit. Lent came around and this year, I decided on giving up artificial sweetener. That was painful yet positive, I must say! We phrequented a phew restaurants in the Davis/Sacramento area that were exciting (Bistro Michel, Buckhorn Steakhouse, Magpie Cafe, Paesanos, DeVere’s Irish Pub, Our House and Osteria Fasulo) and phound a phew phailures (Ludy’s BBQ, City Tavern and a
thrilling highly anticipated breakfast at Delta of Venus… that took an hour to acquire). We went hog wild on our trip to Monterey, sharing meals at Carmel Valley Ranch, Bistro Moulin, Cannery Row Brewing Company, Happy Girl Kitchen, MYO, Cantinetta Luca, Jeffrey’s (needed my benny phix) and From Scratch, with a phabulous assortments of phriends (shout out to Work BFF, Sexy Mexican, Pops and Mommy Dearest and the whole pham damily all at the same table, RIT, Camelle and my phavorite ex-boss and her lovely husband). That weekend was topped off with a trip to my phavorite chain restaurant indulgence- The Olive Garden.
Don’t judge me, we all have one.
In happy news, I am currently unemployed. Ok, not really, but I am a temporary woman of leisure for the next two weeks as I regroup in between a job that was my equivalent of a square peg and an amazing new job that I’ll be telling you more about as the posts get up to datw. Hence why blogger’s rehab starts today. I’m hoping I’ll be cured in record time.
Do y’all phorgive me?