Long day today. Started with a meeting at Starbucks. They didn’t have the turkey bacon egg white english muffin breakfast sando that I love, so without asking they gave me this instead. Phail.
For lunch, I’d packed up some of the stew. While juggling the bowl, my purse, my keys, a laptop bag and a leash, I managed to drop it when the pup pulled too hard. Broken bowl and stew all over the parking lot. Phail.
Went with plan B for lunch which included Work BFF and I going to The Bakery Station for quick sandos. I tried the Caddy for the phirst time. It was massive, and I couldn’t even phinish half. Not a phail by any means, but I didn’t love love love it like I do the VW and the Road Hog. Glad I tried it though.
I worked late. When I got home, I heated up what was left of the stew. I then washed my hands. After washing my hands, I grabbed the bowl out of the microwave. Mixture of wet hands + hot bowl = phail. That choice resulted in the second shattered bowl of the day.
So I ated some candy instead.
Bridesmaid diet for the day? Phail.
But tomorrow is another day…
Totally unrelated, I saw this posted today. Hilarious- at least it is for anyone who loves Rooster Sauce 🙂