Birthday rule #1: You can eat as much of whatever you want.
Exhibit A: Phried chicken, macaroni & cheese, cornbread, collard greens, green beans and sweet tea.
Exhibit B: Massive seconds of mac & cheese.
Birthday Rule #2: You can drink as much of whatever you want.
Exhibit A: Mint Juleps.
Birthday rule #3: You don’t have to have birthday cake if you don’t want.
Exhibit A: Sweet Potatoe Pie (There was Peach Cobbler, too, but I stuck with the pie.)
Birthday rule #4: You can justify anything you want.
Exhibit A: Peep S’mores Wrapped in PigWizard Bacon.
Birthday rule #5: You should be as ridiculous as possible with as many phun people as possible.
Exhibit A: The Kentucky Derby party was a smashing success!